Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Your weekly dose of F-bomb

Just a short one here.

In your life's checklist of what to do before you die, seated in the guilty pleasure category is the "Say the f-bomb on live TV" (that's under "Ripping Craig Sager's suit on live broadcast") which this drunk Flyers' fan just managed to broadcast after the Finals clinching win of Philadelphia over the Habs. She did it out of complete ecstasy.



F-bomb number two was the earlier entry for this week. Jason Williams didn't just drop a bomb. He machine-gunned it like Rambo to all those reporters who would just not back up from his locker. He mentioned it as often as you say the word "the".

This was after the Magic fell 3-0 behind the Celtics in the series.


Monday, May 17, 2010

Wherever LeBron

And they keep on rubbing it on LeBron James with a sadistic fervor of a 7 year old hammering away on a dodging mole arcade game. It has been a meltdown. A colossal meltdown because it's the Cleveland Cavaliers and he's LeBron James. Losing to a worthy opponent is a consolation that no one would buy simply because the Cavs carry the best record in the league and the expectation were as high as the flight of the Hindenburgh.

And then "Oh humanity" happens.

The same goes with Alexander Ovechkin and the Caps. Only, his fate is a little bit more difficult to swallow than Castor Oil. Getting ousted by the eight-seeded Habs, not to mention being up in the series 3-1 before that imporbable Habs' three-game streak. the only consolation also for Ovie is that the same Habs ousted the Pens and of course most importantly-Sidney Crosby. Proves only that the post-season sometimes does not reflect your regular season performance.

Now what for LeBron? Is he going to New York? To Dallas? To the Bobcats? To Delonte West's home and start twisting West's head like a loose threaded light bulb? I don't really care that much about where he's going. I am more excited on the hype, anticipation and most especially the burning threads of discussing where he might be and should be than the actual signing he's going to make, let's say to play for Cleveland Indians just to surprise everyone and set a Guiness World Record for the "Sports announcement that caused the most number of simultaneous shitting in pants."

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