Blood is thicker than Water. But wait, Mayweather's proposal is thicker than Blood.

What started to be as a spontaneous speculation of how Pacquiao managed to be extraordinarily strong and durable –having salvaged at least a belt from nosehairweight to the Welterweight division-is now a root of some unnecessary hindrance towards the realization of this super bout.

Floyd Mayweather Sr., in an interview some months back, accused Manny Pacquiao of using some kind of performance enhancing drug that enabled the Filipino fighter to gain substantial power as he goes up in weight divisions. Needless to say-and upon consideration of the source-this statement clearly does not belong in an intellectual discussion, though the accusation itself can be useful to salesmen of Penis enlargement supplements.

The issue is the condition of having blood tests for both men prior to the bout to ensure a “leveled playing field”. Well, Pacquiao’s group isn’t favoring the suggested Olympic-style of drug testing with Freddie Roach being against the idea of blood test 48 hours before the fight. Knowing Floyd Mayweather Jr., it’s another high time to showcase what he got from his father-defying the rules of syllogisms and heading straight to the conclusion: Manny Pacquiao is both afraid of being discovered using PEDs and of course, of fighting him.

The way I see it, there’s no need for an Olympic-style of testing. Nevada has its own regulations for testing that has been done to every boxer that has ever fought in the state. This Mayweather stipulation of such kind of testing is an insult to the athletic commission’s tested standards.

If a leveled playing field is all that Mayweather wants, then we ask: Had he demanded/whined of the same to Carlos Baldomir, Zab Judah, Arturo Gatti, Oscar dela Hoya and the rest of his victims? This fussiness is going to name this bout as the best that has never happened.

Listen, Floyd if you just want to play Dodge ball, admit it.

Chad Ocho Cinco calls out Andre Berto

"THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge."

-The Cask of Amontillado
Edgar Allan Poe

Chad Ocho Cinco this time has his mouth again racing ahead of some sitting-down-for-a-thought moment. Even before he learns the next to basics of boxing, he's in the thick of business again with some pretentious claims that we'll be struck by awe once we see him beat WBC Welterweight champion Andre Berto.

"So when I get in the ring and knock out (welterweight champ Andre) Berto, and people are like, 'I didn't know Chad could fight,'" he said to us, "I just told you."

Andre Berto has heard of this horsing around and though he's not Muhammad Ali his spontaneous reply is genius while sounding inadvertently funny with an influence of "yo mama" jokes accent.

"I'm here to say that when his season is over, which should be before the playoffs start, I'll give him the beating of his life and show him the difference between kicking footballs and getting your ass kicked. By the time I'm done with him, he'll want to change his last name to No Mas!"

That "No Mas" goes down on my list of the top comebacks of all time. It's almost tantamount to a catfight ending in a slap and "You Bitch!" retort.

We know that Ocho Cinco has been venturing in the ring for some time but its not suffice to say that he is in an equivalent level of Berto. It's not even fair enough to give him the 20th rank of the division to fight.

No matter how silly it looks like, I can still say that almost everyone of us can throw some sort of a spinning back-fist but not until we are in a state of clinical insanity would we challenge Chuck Liddell in an octagon brawl.

Listen PETA, its the dogs' fault. Not Vick's. Got it?

In a complete attempt to display perplexing reasoning skills, one viewer from somewhere sent in his own opinion of the whole Michael Vick mess:


How could the entire justice system of a great democratic nation miss this treasure of an argument? Could this piece of philosophical thought be enough to make open the eyes of PETA and have them to publicly apologize to Vick in behalf of those Pit Bulls with lacerated tongues and bloodied nostrils?

Ok, enough with the sarcasms. This, people, are the kind of ideas that can trigger your brain to involuntarily instruct your leg muscles to jump off the balcony.

The Washington Nationals did it in cliffhanger fashion

As the eleventh hour for the signing of the overall top draftee Stephen Strasburg approaches, the Washington Nationals had just managed it at the buzzer. With a $15 Million contract signed (which was way below the projections after the draft) by agent Scott Boras' client, the drama is over. At least if we're not looking at the National's slate nor watching a YouTube moment of some National big leaguer guy seeing a mirage in between bases.

Although the team's acting manager Mike Rizzo has said that Strasburg is unlikely to pitch this season, it may at least build a high measure of anticipation for Washington's ticket market for the rookie's first appearance.

Cubs fan to Shane Victorino: Say hello to my liitle drink

Phillies' Shane Victorino did not only get to catch a fly ball but also gets a shower of beer at the same time during the fifth inning of their game against the Cubs on Wrigley Field.

If it was Ron Artest instead of Victorino, it would have been a different story. Not even a 10 foot wall would limit his devilish intentions of hiking the bleacher and stuffing the ball to that idiot's mouth. The sad thing only is that the security in the stands nabbed the wrong guy thus leaving the real perpetrator grinning ear-high to his sheet that night.

Deadspin.com has the identification of the characters.





Check out the dude on the beer thrower's right side taking a sip on his beverage as if saying "I got mine. It's not me world!" You sure that's not urine?

The case of Baron's stolen laptop with personal images in it

Baron Davis' laptop has been stolen and has already reported the incident to the police as immediate as the moment the old man jizzes his pants at the first glance of red tube's home page.

Why would someone like Baron Davis who earns money in a year enough to buy me while sleeping, waste time in chasing the culprits and hire legal people to send letters to different media outlets regarding his missing gadget? That laptop might be worth only of one assist to a zippy Mark Madsen.

As some of you might have heard already, the laptop in search contains a plethora of personal photos by/of the NBA star. A letter to various media outlets has been sent threatening legal action if ever any of the laptop's content would be published.

That leaves you gay people to find a quiet, serene, and full of tranquil place and go sharpen your imagination.

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Shaq to play Home Run Derby against Albert Pujols

With David Beckham preferring to gut it out on the field with a fan instead of acknowledging the many call outs of Shaq to appear on his Shaq Vs show, The Big Aristotle has a lot of options from the horrors of a beach volleyball game-where he even more terrifies us with a wager-to a friendly Home Run Derby contest between him and Cardinals star Albert Pujols.

Shaq's career average on the free throw line is .528. Albert Pujol's career average is .334. Shaq has been botching free throws way before man learned how to tweet. A free throw wherein he has all the liberty granted by the constitution to smoothly hoist the ball into a stationary basket but opts to rather mortar the Spalding to every part of the basket except through it.

Can Shaq pummel a speeding fastball with a 90 MPH on it to the bleachers? An encyclopedic research of his stats points to the poor catcher having his jaw surgically replaced with an exhumed one.

Rashard Lewis' version of "unknowingly"

Steroids in the NBA? I haven't heard of it yet until now where Rashard Lewis is going to be suspended for the first 10 games of the season plus being severed $1.6M off his $18M salary this year.

Lifting a phrase usually read in the volumes of documents of MLB players' cantations, Lewis has said that something he put inside his mouth was a supplement he got over-the-counter which, unknown to him, contained a substance banned in the league.

“First and foremost I take full responsibility for the situation and accept the corresponding penalty,” Lewis said. “I apologize to Magic fans, my teammates and this organization for not doing the research that should come with good judgment.”[Orlando Sentinel]

If I ever had to suggest to any dictionary publisher an example sentence use of the word "unknowingly", refer to the sports pages next time.

Sex is good before games according to Alexander Ovechkin..It's always good Mr. Capital

It has been a man rule that one should restrain himself from seeing any sheet action before a game unless it's really your game. Robert DeNiro's Jake LaMotta character tried it but eventually gave in. Well, it seems that it doesn't work like that quite so often. Alexander Ovechkin, the Capitals' superstar, told a Russian media outlet Russian Today that he would do sex not just before but also after a game.

That is how he prepares for games my fellow poor butt plugs. While we find our shoe laces, our bats, our head gears or set pawns, Ovie is humping his way to Wilt Chamberlain Club.





As a consolation, he admitted that he's face does not fit advertising.

No more defense by LeBron every time there's a camera around

LeBron is now on an alert-status level every time he's playing with a bunch of players who might be dreaming of duplicating the very ill hyped Crawford throwdown. Lebron is seen here on defense against UCSD, University California at San Diego exerting enthusiasm that he would to a drying paint.

Unless this game pays him by the millions, don't expect him to stop treating the court as a treadmill.

NBA top 100 dunks of 08-09 season.nuts for supper for some poor souls beneath

For all the other reasons to watch NBA basketball, its really the dunks that has made the most of us be absorbed to the league. Those fancy dishes and dribbling maneuvers just aren't enough for basketball's popularity-unless you're in Europe and contented on perfectly angled chest passes as your highlights of the week.

Contact the tower, pilot-we're about to take off.

Fedor reportedly declines UFC contract offer.

Fedor Emelianenko has reportedly been offered a contract by the UFC which also would have been the richest in the company's history: $30M for just 6 fights. Andit does not end there:

- The UFC offered Fedor an immediate title shot

- Lesnar/Fedor would be the biggest PPV in MMA history (we assume), and the UFC offered M-1 Global a cut of the PPV on top of Fedor's purse.

- Fedor was free to wear as many M-1 logoed items as he wished.

- The UFC also relented on allowing Fedor to compete in combat sambo.Despite these almost absurd one-sided contract in favor of Fedor, the heavyweight champion turned it down thus preventing an inevitable collision with UFC champ Brock Lesnar.

Now, the offer in general was one of its kind. It's like offering Stephon Marbury a lifetime supply of t-shirt just to stop his insanity. The fact that Fedor still found a way to keep his senses even after realizing how huge the money he declined is a sign that that we may not see a Fedor-Brock brawl, perhaps becoming the greatest fight that never have been made in MMA history.

What does he want? A stipulation that an axe be made available exclusively for him inside the octagon?

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Sore Throat? Slingshot a spoonful of vaseline to your mouth

And as we continue to devour Starbury's live streaming, we are treated to a gradually increasing bizarreness that I expect to end in this tune.

Crying, Screaming, and now eating vaseline. Vaseline people. Mr. Stephon Marbury plunges a finger full of vaseline into his mouth and then opens his mouth to show us its all gone just like they do in Rhode Island. This, according to him is a cure for his sore throat.

Nice to know you pal.

Mark Buerhle Sets another record

Mark Buerhle seems to take it upon himself that as long as there are still some butt plugs that keeps on forgetting the right spelling of his last name, he is going to set records.

Today, the lefty White Sox retired 17 straight Twins' batters to break the long-standing record of 41 set in 1972 by San Fransisco's Jim Barr and tied by his teammate reliever, Bobby Jenks in 2007.

Coming off a perfect game against the Rays where he sent 27 batters back to chewing tobaccos in their bench, he dominated the Twins up to the fifth inning until Alexei Casilla walked on the sixth. His attempt to have his second no-hitter was spoiled as Denard Span singled on the follow-up.

Amidst the display of exceptional pitching, he allowed 5 runs in the ensuing innings giving the Twins a win.

Tell you, if Mark Buehrle managed to have two straight perfect games, he might as well buy all of us a granddaddy pendulum clock.

Shaq's WWE foray

Offseason for Shaq means more available time to spend for his antics. In here, he traveled to Verizon Center for a WWE event where he exchanged chokes with fellow timber Big Show.

This is just another evidence that even if the time comes that he's to walk away from basketball, Shaq's name is far from being blanked in the mainstream.

The Stephon Marbury all day experience

Apparently, Stephon Marbury has turned himself into something the net psychological academe would find very convenient to observe. Watching him weep over some Kirk Franklin tune only seems to protrude his lonesome only a pop-up sim clown can subside.

Take a peek inside the mind of Stephon Marbury with his around-the-clock butchering of anything sane. [UStream]

Dana White welcomes Tito back with a smile-on twitter

Is this a portent of another Tito Ortiz appearance inside the six-sided cage boundary of UFC? Actually,this is just Dana White saying he and the Huntington Beach MMA star are cool now after trading barbs and diatribes normally heard inside a warehouse involving a deal gone sour.

But Ortiz returning to the octagon is a "possibility" as according to a radio interview of White:

"Tito just had major back surgery," White said. "He feels good since he had the surgery. So we'll see if he can come back."

At least the beef is off. Time to look for a new one.

Some DJ found a use out of a drazillion "practice" words

Some DJ decided to mash different infamous press con meltdowns and total it into a remix that surprisingly sounds better than any garbage Flo Rida continues to squeeze at us poor citizens.

Allen Iverson, Jim Mora, Joe Namanth-Suzy Kolber and some other folks all contributed their piece of non-sense for this remix-"Press Hop"

White Sox's Mark Buehrle's perfect game

Before Mark Buerhle tossed in a perfect game against the Rays, there has only been one White Sox pitcher that had done it and since that, Halley's comet dropped by our planet just twice. So why the mention of the comet? Well actually, when I think of rare-Halley's C is the second thing that comes to mind being big-peckered Japs the first which doesn't sit well with the subject this time.

Buerhle threw 116 pitches and struck out 6 Rays but no story of his triumph will be complete without a mention of outfielder teammate Dewayne Wise's 9th inning home run robbery at the expense of Ray's Gabe Kapler who seemed to be on his way to spoil a presidential congratulatory phone call for Buerhle.

This was the first perfect game thrown since Randy Johnson zeroed the Braves in 2004. Mark Buerhle joined the Big Unit as the only active pitchers who has a no-hitter and perfect game in their resumes. [VIDEO of the Buerhle's 9th inning ]

Something to watch if you hapen to exhaust yourself looking for that Erin Andrews' peep vid

At last a video that could at least compensate for our cannibalistic cravings over that Erin Andrews' through the peephole vid.

The Jordan Crawford dunk over LeBron is now on leak over the net. TMZ released the video earlier than eBaumnation.com but the TMZ copy is blurry one could actually argue that it's a behind the scenes take of The Great Train Robbery.

Good thing eBaumnation purchased a much clearer video from a local videographer who tours basketball camps like that.

Silly that Nike or 'Bron hid/confiscated/threw/gave to his dog/fed to the shredder/ the video and made a lot of ensuing buzz from the bloggers to serious newspaper columns and then seeing the people around the video now-not one is actually close enough to pull his pants down and stretch his dong up to his ass out of sheer amazement.

Nice dunk though.

Phils on a 10 game roll; Cubs on a 794 years WS-less tradition

The Phillies won their 10th straight game at the expense of a club who hasn't won a WS since Moses was in third grade. Jayson Werth hit a three-run home run in the 13th inning to beat the Cubs 4-1 at Citizens Bank Park. It was the longest streak by the team since a baker's dozen run back in 1991.

Limiting the Cubs with only a run, the pitching of the Phillies is set to be more solid with the arrival of former star pitcher Pedro Martinez and maybe, as all of us have heard 'till our ears gets mercilessly clogged, Roy Halladay.

Chan Ho Park threw in three scoreless inning in a terrific relief job. [VIDEO]

Grade 3 kid tasked to create the Mexican Basketball Web site

A few times when a fish bone gets stuck in my throat, my instinct tells me to be in front of my PC and google down not the first aid but the PBA website instead. There, you have a visual cure. The site actually induces vomiting.

Now, join me as I say goodbye to my online first-aid-cure-when-a-fish-bone-gets-stuck-in-my-throat doctor
and usher in the new specialist-The Mexican Basketball Federation website.

Ryan Howard is now the fastest player to reach 200 home runs

Phillies' Ryan Howard is now the fastest player in MLB history to collect 200 homers by blasting one in the 6th inning of their game against the Florida Marlins. It was the 23rd of the season of last year's NL MVP. Previous holder of the record was Ralph Kiner who did it in 706 games.

Meanwhile in other news, Hamed Haddadi of the Memphis Grizzlies has 48 points in 19 games.

Shaq's Video Tribute for MJ. Beat it with a likeable buffoon Damon Jones

Couple of weeks ago that Michael Jackson died and only recently did Shaq made a video tribute for the King of Pop(ping boys). But why the delay?

Of course, he went to every state to oversee the flock of fanatics audition for the role of his video partner. Piles of people showed up day and night in hope of landing the role even if they do not know exactly what's in it. Whether they become practice dolls for Shaq's future MMA plans they don't care.

In the end Damon Jones got the role for being the perfect fit to play a buffoon. No need for method acting, Stanislavsky shit. Just being himself. It's raining kids!

Dan Henderson's dream after Bisping fight captured on film

Micheal Bisping shitting on his trunks after Dan Henderson delivered a swing that nearly made an immediate eulogy necessary-wasn't enough for some fans to just sit and savor the sweet hush of trash-talk frothing mouth of the Brit.

Fans has used Photoshop to express their cravings for more Bisping ridicules and taunts. Take that you poor Bisping-hating-MS Paint limited-fan!

Prince Charles, George Harrison and a Red Coat uniform. Bisping is as amazing as the Quick-Change duo!

Thanks to THESUN.co.uk.

Lakers withdraw offer to Lamar Odom because Mbenga says so

The LA Lakers had just pulled off their offer to Lamar Odom for contract extension. The offer was sitting on the lap of Odom for a week now and because the Lakers haven't received any kind of response from the other party, Jerry Buss and company decided to cancel it.

Here are the details of the offer from the LA Times:

Lakers team officials, who were not authorized to speak about the negotiations, said Buss offered Odom a deal for $9 million a season for four years at $36 million, or $10 million a season over three years for a total of $30 million.

Odom and his agent, Jeff Schwartz, were looking for $10 million a year over five seasons.

News that Odom is in talks with the Mavericks and Heat could have made Jerry Buss unhappy.

The Heat and Mavericks can offer Odom only the mid-level exception of $5.8 million, but can give him a five-year deal up to $34 million.

It is obvious that it would be more bank account fattening to accept the Lakers offer as compared to the other two teams and if he stays with the Lakers he will have another strong chance for a ring. Also, there are only a few teams that can still burn some cap space to give way to a luxury player like Lamar.

Actually, the negotiation can still resume and Lakers fan can hope that this will not turn into a Marian Hossa circus backfire. Lamar won't like this scenario either: Declining to play for the Lakers and seeing them repeat next year and lastly-having his name a definition on Urbandictionary.com sound like Hossa.

Only that he betrayed the favorite.

Here are the salaries for the Lakers in the 2009-2010 season.

LAKERS	2009-10 salary
Kobe Bryant	$23 million
Pau Gasol	$16.5 million
Andrew Bynum	$12.5 million
Ron Artest	$5.6 million
Adam Morrison	$5.2 million
Derek Fisher	$5 million
Sasha Vujacic	$5 million
Luke Walton	$4.8 million
Shannon Brown	$2 million
Jordan Farmar	$1.9 million
DJ Mbenga	$959,000
Josh Powell	$959,000

President Obama's first pitch made it to home plate. Albert Pujols appointed to a cabinet post

Blame the coverage if you and your bipolar counterpart is still on debate whether President Obama's first pitch before the All-Star game will reach home plate or not. There was no good camera angle to clearly give a view for the verdict.

As I saw it from video below, the pitch was obviously low and Albert Pujols did save the no-bounce-bettors by moving up for the scoop. Clearly a ball.

Albert Pujols might as well be at bat during that pitch and give us a line drive to that camera's lens. Nice!

2009 MLB All-Star Homerun Derby

From Sports Illustrated:

ST. LOUIS (AP) -Prince Fielder beat the hometown boppers on their own turf.

With Albert Pujols and Ryan Howard eliminated early, Fielder won baseball's Home Run Derby on Monday night with a steady power display that included a jaw-dropping drive estimated at 503 feet...continue...





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The result in a swing:

Player Nelson Cruz	Round 1 11	Round 2 5	Total 16	Final Round 5
Prince Fielder	11	6	17	6
Brandon Inge	0	--	--	--
Adrian Gonzalez	2	--	--	--
Carlos Pena	5	--	--	--
Ryan Howard	7	8	15	--
Joe Mauer	5	--	--	--
Albert Pujols	5 (won bat off)	6	11	--

Allen Iverson on tears. Note: Not an allergic reaction to practice

Office time and I'm writing this. I don't have a headset, a co-worker with one, nor the audacity to let this one on loudspeaker. The only thing I can do is watch Allen Iverson sob. Why was he crying? Does he now feel guilty of stepping over Tyronne Lue? His favorite sleeves missing? Or is it an allergic reaction to practice? Ah, MJ.

The video of Iverson in front of students discussing his scholarship program.

You 'Gatti' Believe. Arturo Gatti found dead. Wife detained as suspect

The binge of deaths among stars is now approaching the grocery-list zone. It all started with Farrah Fawcett and MJ then Billy Mays to Ed McMahon. Joining the bandwagon later were ex-sport stars Alexis Arguello, Steve McNair and now is its newest addition- former Junior Welterweight champ Arturo Gatti.

Gatti, who was best known with a trio of ring encounters with Mickey Ward, was allegedly killed by his wife-23-year-old Amanda Rodrigues -in a tourist resort in Brazil. Contradictions in statements of his wife lead the police to detain her as their primary suspect.

Rodrigues told the police that it was her who found the dead body of Gatti but could not explain well how come it took her 10 hours before realizing there was a dead body with her inside the residence.

Prior to the incident, she also said there was a fight between her and Gatti Friday night after dinner that resulted the latter pushing her wife to the ground with witnesses reporting the same adding that Gatti was drunk.

Arturo Gatti waas 37 years old and has a career record of 40-9 and 31 knockouts after calling it quits in 2007.

Anthony Parker set to join Cavs. LeBron needs Peter

Tweets are a rain of love to us news hawkers. It's like waiting for a HR. Sitting there waiting for the ball that would prompt Chris Berman's "back, back, back-hits the granny's face!" The last part is improvised.

Ok so here we go, Brian Windhorst has tweeted the rumor slash news (we'll know later) that Anthony Parker is close to signing with the Cleveland Cavaliers:

"Cavs have come to terms on a contract with guard Anthony Parker, the deal should be completed in the next couple days."

And most recently is Ric Bucher doing his own tweeting:

"Cavs fans, you got your athletic wingman. They're close to a deal w/Anthony Parker. Two yrs, under $6 mill."

Does this action makes you forget that lovely Crawford throw-down?

Poor Fans' asses got balls

Photo Courtesy of NESW Sports

Balls this past few days are like heat-seeking ICBMs hunting for any poor fan's ass experiencing a heat wave. A couple of fans has had embarrassing moments of their own as they were on the receiving end of a rear end ball smash.

Anthony Kim's tee shot off the 18th hole on the AT&T National and Mark Wahlberg's first pitch. Take cover.

Two-handed flush on Bron Bron video . Stop searching that on you Tube

We have no idea of how exactly the dunk looks like. We just know that King James gets a two-handed flush from a 6 foot 4 kid named Jordan Crawford .

It was a pick-up ball game in the LeBron James Skills Academy when two journalists were recording the session which includes the dunk by Crawford. The tape could have been an overnight You Tube swag had it not been hijacked by Nike or King James or both. We don't know.

Nike spokesman Derek Kent has released this statement Wednesday:

"Nike has been operating basketball camps for the benefit of young athletes for decades and has long-standing policies as to what events are open and closed to media coverage. Unfortunately, for the first time in four years, two journalists did not respect our no videotaping policy at an after-hours pickup game following the LeBron James Skills Academy,"

Ryan Miller was one of the two cameramen working the recording said that they have been filming all game long without being told to stop until after the Crawford rattler.

We have to feel for this Ryan Miller. His ticket, together with Crawford, to Andy-Warhol-axiom fame got a drive-by shooting journalism sabotage love.

The Ryan Miller podcast here.

Part of transcript here:

Ryan Miller: [The dunk] was good. I haven't looked online to read too much about it. It was as good as it could've been hyped up to be. LeBron's team actually lost two out of three games to these college guys. It was LeBron; Danny Green, the rookie; Christian Eyenga, the rookie; Tarence Kinsey, who's on the team; and one of LeBron's high school buddies. And Jordan Crawford blew by Danny Green, the kid from North Carolina on the Cavs. And LeBron came for some help defense, and they jumped at the same time, and he threw it down with two hands over LeBron. This is, like, a 6-foot-4 kid.

Interviewer: Man. So then, when you get word that they want your camera, then, how did that all break down?

Miller: It's funny because LeBron's team won that game, actually, [the one] with the dunk. And then LeBron's team lost the next game to the same group of college guys. And LeBron was just standing there, grabbing some water, 'cause it was winners stay on, so LeBron had to sit out a game. And I actually went up and introduced myself and said, "Hey, I'm Ryan Miller." LeBron's good friends with Jonny Flynn, and I know Jonny real well, and I was like, "[I'm] good friends with Jonny." Jonny gave me a little message to tell LeBron if I ended up seeing him. He's like, "Oh, where are you from?" I said, "Syracuse" — [it was a] "nice to meet you" type of thing. He's pretty friendly. Then two minutes later, I saw him go over to Lynn Merritt, the director of basketball at Nike, and then he was talking to him for a second, and then Lynn brought me and another camera guy over. We were the only two people filming — it was later at night — and they said, we need your tape. They claimed you weren't supposed to be shooting the college and the pro guys working out, and I was told earlier in the day that you could, and there was no media policy saying you couldn't. It had to have been because LeBron — he played terribly all day, actually. Those three games he played terribly. So my guess is he didn't want anybody seeing the footage. That's the only thing we could think of.

Interviewer: So when you get your camera or tape — so that tape is gone?

Miller: I don't know what happened to it. He originally claimed, well, like, these guys are just getting in shape right now, these Cavs guys. People don't need to be seeing 'em. He was kind of giving me the runaround with different excuses. There was a guy in charge of the media who took my tape, and he's like, "You know what, lemme just pass this by the Nike guys, and I'll give it back to you in the morning." But the next morning, he said the director at Nike actually wanted the tape himself, so I have no idea where it is.

Rampage Jackson will not do this to Joe Rogan

A cagepotato reporter was dry humped by Rampage Jackson as she was interviewing him. The bitch obviously liked the rubbing.

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A giant leap by Armstrong takes him to 3rd place overall

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Lance Armstrong proved once more he's still got the balls to jostle it up in the upper tier of the Tour de France standings after 3 stages. He is now placed in third place just 40 seconds behind leader Fabian Cancellara and 33 seconds off from second placed Tony Martin .The resurgent Armstrong benefited from experience when he sensed the wind making a living out of riders just before a corner turn with just 18 miles to go.

“Whenever you see a team lined up at the front like that, you have to pay attention.You know what the wind’s doing, and you see that a turn’s comingup, so it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that you have to go to the front.”

The seven time tour champion was also fined 100 Swiss Francs ($92) by the committee, headed by tour Director Jean-Francois Pescheux, for being late on the pre-stage registration.

100 Francs? Lance could put an autograph on a spoke and sell it for $500. It's even harder to tongue twist "Jean-Francois Pescheux" than paying it.

Armstrong tweeted later his apology faulting Ben Stiller of why he was late.

Roger Federer and his 15th Grand Slam title; And Roddick and his hungry sibling.

The sports web is at abuzz with the 15th Grand Slam title of Roger Federer after his triumph over Andy Roddick. It's not only a battle but an epic one for it lasted a little longer than Prince Hamed's ring entrance. Sorry that's a bit of over the top.

Ok, now the facts: 5-7, 7-6 (8/6), 7-6 (7/5), 3-6, 16-14 with the final set played for 95 minutes.

During the match, millions of people watching live on television, discovered what Roddick's brother-John-do when it's crunch time. Munch on some greens. Yes! Boogers!

Football player pays tribute to MJ by playing dead.

Playing dead as a celebration for catching a 21 yard pass touchdown? Seems ok with CFL's Toronto Argonauts' wide receiver Arland Bruce.

After all, he's impersonating Michael Jackson. Not the moonwalking, child-dangling, umbrella-best-friends-forever, living Michael Jackson but the DEAD MJ.

Bruce said he was making a tribute for MJ by playing dead.

Ok boy, roll over.



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Not up to date thumbnail photo. AKA N.U.T.D.T.P.

Ron Artest's thumbnail photo on his Yahoo sports profile has him still wearing a Sacramento Kings home jersey. Apparently they did not bother to even photoshop it. What the heck wasting some time just for a wardrobe change.

Note: I did not bother checking the profile of Kwame Brown.

Tru Warier to be in Laker uniform next season

Photo courtesy of the LA Times.

So the Tru Warier decided to leave the very troubled Rockets to be Laker. After all those grueling defensive match-ups with Kobe and all those yapping, the two are now teammates. Oh c'mon guys, give each other a hug.

Artest, who averaged 17.1 points in 69 games last season playing for Houston, was dealt to the Lakers in exchange for Trevor Ariza, said he's ok to take a pay cut reasoning that he's no longer after the money. So what's he after? West Coast rapping spree?

Known to be a defensive menace and also a potent offensive weapon, we can see it coming that once the other teams put a double on Kobe, Artest will have an easier time scoring goals than hiking the bleachers searching for something.

Evgeni Malkin is known to skate on cool ice. Offseason wise, he's playing with something hot.

Regular season for Penguin star Evgeni Malkin is all about skating on cool ice. After the season, with his name securely etched on Lord Stanley's Cup, he takes a break from the cold environment he used to be around with and opted venturing on something hot.

Malkin together with his girlfriend-Oksana Kondakova, played it down on Miami Beach. Some more pics from SBB.

TV caller wants to know the weiner size of Ian Snell

One guy caller seems to know everything about sports and to quench his thirst for the very last sports fact that he's yet to discover, he phoned in a TV show to ask JUST HOW BIG IS IAN SNELL"S DICK?

Guess what. No answer was provided by the hosts as they do not have the specific stat for that.[Sports Rubbish]

Two Minor League teams' scores look like its on Mitchell Report

You're given a score figure of 33-18 and asked what sport you think is more likely associated with it. If baseball is the first thing your brain cells generate, you better stop answering questions because you're a walking crime for jocks.

Not this time though, Lake Elsinore Storm beat the High Desert Mavericks 33-18 in a High Class-A California League match. I don't know if they scored every blasted ball to the bleachers the same way a touchdown in football would .

The stats to explain how the two teams produced 51 runs:

-High Desert starting pitcher Nathan Adcock took the loss, going 0.2 innings, giving up eight runs on seven hits, two walks and had a 108.00 ERA for the game.
-Lake Elsinore starting pitcher Jeremy McBryde somehow lasted 4.2 innings, surrendering 13 hits, 11 runs one walk and settling for a 21.21 ERA on the night.
-For those math wizards out there, the two starters combined to give up 19 runs on 20 hits.
-High Desert reliever Jose Yepez entered in the ninth inning. He then gave up consecutive home runs to the first three batters he faced. Then got a ground out before giving up another home run, followed by a double before being taken out. He gave up five runs on five hits (four of which were home runs) in 0.1 innings. His catcher had to be telling the hitters what was coming right? Yesterday’s performance raised Yepez’s ERA to 135.00 on the year.
-High Desert’s pitchers combined to walk 13 batters.
-The teams combined for 51 runs, 58 hits, six errors and 10 home runs.
-The Mavericks had four different players with four RBI.
-The victorious Storm had 33 runs on 32 hits and five home runs.
-They scored eight runs in the first inning, six runs in the eighth and had two five-run innings as well.
-The Storm sent 13 men to the plate in the first inning, eight in the second, nine in the third, eight in the fifth, 10 in the eighth, and nine in the ninth. So they batted around in four separate innings and sent eight men to the plate in two others.
-Lake Elsinore’s leadoff batter Bradley Chalk, came to the plate nine times in the game. He went 4-9 with two doubles, three RBI and two runs scored.
-Lake Elsinore designated hitter Matt Clark went 5-for-6 with two home runs, a triple, seven runs scored and five RBI.
-Storm first baseman Felix Carrasco drove in six runs.
-Every player in Lake Elsinore’s lineup had at least two hits an RBI and a run scored.
-Shortstop Beemer Weems was the only Storm player to not record an extra base hit. He went 2-for-5 with three walks and two runs scored.
-Chalk was the only Storm player to not record a walk.

Thanks to RumorsandRants

Brandon Jennings stating what everyone thought during the time of Isiah

The kid missed english. He doesn't know shit in Spanish nor fuck you in Italian making his mouth shut when he could talk trash with the Europeans. Now that he's back in the states, he quickly hooked up with this rapper, Joe Budden, and unleashed tirades reminiscent of Christian Bale.

Unknown to him it was recorded.

Fuck the Knicks! said little Jennings.

Hey that's what we thought when Isiah Thomas was in the Knick's bench drawing a play that would enable the opposition to score.

Here's the rest of the conversation I got from The Baseline:

On next season in Milwaukee ...

Budden: You better worry about Ramon Sessions, diggin' in your a**, pause.
Jennings: He's not going to be here. [inaudible] That money is going to Charlie.
Budden: N****, Ramon Sessions is gonna be there.
Jennings: I doubt it.
Budden: They ain't go no other guards.
Jennings: Ridnour.
Budden: N****, get that bum-a** n**** outta here.
Jennings: He's going to be a backup.
Budden: To who?
Jennings: To who? Who else n****?

On what happened on draft night ...

Budden: Who was hatin' on you?
Jennings: Jay Bilas.
Budden: What happened? You ran in the draft late or some dumb s*** like a loser?
Jennings: No, I was at the hotel. This is what happened right. My agent is like "Well, we ain't hear nothing .We ain't have no guarantee." So we makin' phone calls and s*** and n***** is saying like "The workouts is great and everything and he's the best point guard but we don't know yet, we just don't know."
Budden: They didn't say that about Rick Rubio, number one, and number two they didn't say you the best point guard. They said your jump shot is shaky, you got some potential, but your work ethic is bull****. You averaged 3 points.
Jennings: You're a liar. I know you're lying now.
Budden: I'm just telling you what they said.
Jennings: That ain't nothing but a college person.
Budden: Just tell me what happened. You end up running in the draft? I tunred it off after that.
Jennings: No, n****, I came out there and made my appearance n**** and I had the best appearance out of all them n******. And I was the best dressed, they said, by the way. I was the best dressed.

On whether he'll start next season ...

Budden: You think you gonna start for real though?
Jennings: I don't know, actually, I really don't know.
Budden: I heard that n**** Scott Skiles is an a**h***.
Jennings: That n**** tough, that n**** tough though. There must be a reason he liked me. There must be a reason.

On Ricky Rubio and the Knicks ...

Budden: Let me know when Minnesota get there. So I can watch Rubio light your f****** a** up. I never seen a n**** hate on Rubio so much.
Jennings: [inaudible]
Budden: You know what's funny? You're the only guard in the draft talking s*** about Rubio.
Jennings: The other n***** are scared.
Budden: What are you going to do when Rubio comes to the Knicks?
Jennings: Rubio is not coming, they are not giving up Rubio. You got Jordan Hill, you happy with that?
Budden: I don't really know enough about Jordan Hill to be happy ... I'm happy with Toney Douglas.
Jennings: I know they were booing this n****.
Budden: What does that mean? They boo everybody n****.
Jennings: If it was Stpehen Curry, them n***** would've went crazy in there.
Budden: Shut the f*** up, you don't even know nothing about New York basketball.
Jennings: F*** the Knicks, them n***** skipped out on me.
Budden: Oh man, you feel to the Knicks like I do about Jay-Z? [Laughs] Yo, the Knicks is your Jay-Z?
Jennings: F*** the Knicks, them n***** is always going to be weak.
Budden: This is where I f****** hang up on your f****** ass for talking stupid.
Jennings: Duhon ain't gonna get it done.

Rocket's fortune cookie: No Yao

The foundation of the the NBA's Great Wall is now showing a strong evidence that it's not made to last. News is out that Yao Ming's future not only as a Rocket but as a player is in a blur for having that left foot injury.

All this years of running for transition defense, jumping for rebounds, jockeying for position, and walking a dog at the park tortured the Chinese mastodon's feet. With a height not really normal for us humans, the Robert Wadlows of the world obviously are the most vulnerable to feet injuries.

According to Rocket's team physician Tom Clanton, Yao's absence might not only eat up most of the next season and going as far as to say that the injury is "career threatening".

That might need some acupuncture needles. No, I mean roof nails.

NHL 2009 Entry Draft

The NHL entry draft 2009 happened a day after the NBA version and it should not take a lengthy congress debate as to which is more popular. While the whole population knows who Blake Griffin is even before he started to learn how to flip birds, an ESPN poll revealed that 38% of its respondents thought John Tavares was a U.S soccer midfielder.

Only goes to show you why I only thought of posting it today but seriously, I personally think that the previous Stanly Cup Playoffs was better than that of the NBA including the finals.

Here are the first round draftess of batch 2009:

1. John Tavares, N.Y. Islanders, c, London (OHL)
2. Victor Hedman, Tampa Bay, d, Modo (Sweden)
3. Matt Duchene, Colorado, c, Brampton (OHL)
4. Evander Kane, Atlanta, c, Vancouver (WHL)
5. Brayden Schenn, Los Angeles, c, Brandon (WHL).

6. Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Phoenix, d, Leksand (Sweden)
7. Nazem Kadri, Toronto, c, London (OHL)
8. Scott Glennie, Dallas, rw, Brandon (WHL)
9. Jared Cowan, Ottawa, d, Spokane (WHL)
10. Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson, Edmonton, lw, Timra (Sweden).

11. Ryan Ellis, Nashville, D, Windsor (OHL)
12. Calvin de Haan, N.Y. Islanders (from Minnesota), D, Oshawa (OHL)
13. Zack Kassian, Buffalo, RW, Peterborough (OHL)
14. Dmitri Kulikov, Florida, D, Drummondville (QMJHL)
15. Peter Holland, Anaheim, C, Guelph (OHL).

16. Nick Leddy, Minnesota (from Columbus via N.Y. Islanders), D, Eden Prairie (USHS)
17. David Rundblad, St. Louis, D, Skelleftea (Sweden)
18. Louis Leblanc, Montreal, C, Omaha (USHL)
19. Chris Kreider, N.Y. Rangers, C, Andover (USHS)
20. Jacob Josefson, New Jersey (from Calgary), C, Djurgarden (Sweden).

21. John Moore, Columbus (from Philadelphia via Anaheim), D, Chicago (USHL)
22. Jordan Schroeder, Vancouver, C, U. of Minnesota (U.S. College)
23. Tim Erixon, Calgary (from New Jersey), D, Skelleftea (Sweden)
24. Marcus Johansson, Washington, C, Farjestad (Sweden)
25. Jordan Caron, Boston, RW, Rimouski (QMJHL)

26. Kyle Palmieri, Anaheim (from San Jose via Tampa Bay, Ottawa, N.Y. Islanders and Columbus), RW/C, U.S. U-18
27. Philippe Paradis, Carolina, C, Shawinigan (QMJHL)
28. Dylan Olsen, Chicago, D, Camrose (Alta. Jr. A)
29. Carter Ashton, Tampa Bay (from Detroit), RW, Lethbridge (WHL)
30. Simon Despres, Pittsburgh, D, Saint John (QMJHL).

The complete list of the NHL 2009 Entry Draft

Mariano saves his team for the 500th time

Before it was only Hoffman, now comes Mariano Rivera thus giving baseball a reason to call it a club. Rivera got his 500th career save after closing a Yankees 4-2 victory over cross-street rivals New York Mets.

All-Time Saves Leaders

Trevor Hoffman-571
Mariano Rivera-500
Lee Smith-478
John Franco-424
Dennis Eckersley-390

Rumor has it that the LA Clippers and Detroit Lions are begging this men to study their sport and be part of their roster. Another marvelous idea!

Werth's blast in to the fifth level exile

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From the same guy that produced four stolen bases in a game this season (including three in the 7th inning), comes another hit from Jayson Werth when he batted the ball back, back, back, and back in to fifth level exile in the Toronto Blue Jay's home field-Roger Centre.VIDEO Clip

I knew it. I could have been a movie trailer copywriter.

The feat made Werth only the 14th player to do so and the first one since 2004. The game was won by the Phillies via 10-0 riding on a 4-4 by Jayson "him again" Werth.

As a consolation to the Jays, no pop-corn was thrashed by the ball.

Alex Rodriguez passes Reggie Jackson in career homerun list

Reggie Jackson just got his homerun record surpassed by Alex Rodriguez and according to my estimate, it will only take the time of about a few syringe pumps before the Dominican slugger marches on to surpass the next one.

His 564th career HR was made as he sent one to the bleachers helping the Yankees rout the Mets 9-1.

Prior to the Mets game, A-Rod sent the ball into centerfield in Atlanta to tie the 563 of Reggie Jackson good for the 11th place in the list.

Rodriguez admitted last February that he had been injected with PEDs with the help of his cousin during the early years of 2000s saying his being young and naive made him do so. As of the moment, I'm still young and naive and stupid also to believe that his statements are not horseshits but words sort of biblical wisdom.

Chad Ocho Cinco's tweeting about the death of Michael Jackson and it's connection to 9/11. Brilliant.

Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson err, Chad Ocho Cinco posted a tweet regarding the death of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson comparing this day's sorrow to that of 9/11. His tweet went under fire by other tweets as well saying his published thought was obtuse and undeserving of such juxtaposition.

As those angry tirades started to pile up, Mr. Ocho Cinco apologized saying he's just in an emotional state. Meaning he's not in the mood at the moment to race with a horse.