Thursday, August 6, 2009

Sex is good before games according to Alexander Ovechkin..It's always good Mr. Capital



It has been a man rule that one should restrain himself from seeing any sheet action before a game unless it's really your game. Robert DeNiro's Jake LaMotta character tried it but eventually gave in. Well, it seems that it doesn't work like that quite so often. Alexander Ovechkin, the Capitals' superstar, told a Russian media outlet Russian Today that he would do sex not just before but also after a game.

That is how he prepares for games my fellow poor butt plugs. While we find our shoe laces, our bats, our head gears or set pawns, Ovie is humping his way to Wilt Chamberlain Club.





As a consolation, he admitted that he's face does not fit advertising.


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